Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died
Oh wow, she just death choked..
by BrookieRose24 March 28, 2016
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Choking the rooster

A clean version of saying you masturbate. Another terms for choking the chicken
Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross
by Jayyythecoach May 03, 2020
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meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.
She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard
by GRRR413 April 12, 2020
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Ii-Choke

1. A word used in Nigerian Pidgin, meaning a term of surprise and shock.

2.It is used as a joke
Person1: You forgot your homework

Person2: I'm so dead!!!!!

Person1: Ii-choke!
by Tsunami_Tiger December 01, 2021
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Choke Injury

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.
Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
by TheGoat21 October 26, 2009
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Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.
Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.
by TapSnaporNap May 08, 2024
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