carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019

Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.

The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.

by pdtd April 10, 2022

fabulous carrot

A funny vegetable obsessed with sex and is often found in cnclowns twitch live streams

fabulous carrot has broken my laugh bones

by The best carrot 2k17 June 14, 2017

carrot on a stick

A carrot on a stick is an idiom meaning an award or gift given for encouraging oneself to do something.

I treat myself a bar of chocolate as a carrot on a stick as i go to gym everyday.

by Vanessavampire12 October 26, 2017

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022