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cheese nail 

One fingernail left to grow longer than the other nine, used solely to scrape melted cheese off of food wrappers.
Andrew: "Eating before smoking: your logic is moderately flawed at best."
Trevor: "I'm just eating the cheese off the wrapper... I keep one fingernail just for this."
Justin: "The ol' cheese nail, huh."
cheese nail by The Maksic November 13, 2006

cheese plate 

aka the C-P, consists of cheese, pepperoni, crackers and often mustard, god's gift to earth
went out last night and got the god's gift to earth, the cheese plate
cheese plate by Sennix March 28, 2007

Cheese Weapon 

A made up Boss from the game Final Fantasy 7 that had a lot of people looking online to see if it was real
I saw how to fight Cheese Weapon online but I just wasted 2 months of my life as it doesnt even exist in the game..=(

Cheese Mode

Used when Beast mode is just is not enough. Could result in complete and utter destruction and if used while playing a game, victory will be certain. Can be used when eating cheese the ultimate source of this power and of course the most powerful food known to mankind and even aliens. *Warning* Use at your own risk.

Created by Chuck Norris as a present for humans to witness his true power, cheese.
Guy 1: "Man, I cant get any kills on this new Call of Duty I have.

Guy 2: Maybe if you use your Cheese Mode.

Guy 1: Yea, good idea *eats cheese and plays game*

Guy 2: Well how did it go?

Guy 1: Well lets find out *checks world leader-boards* it looks like I am first! In all categories and i have so many kills now that the full number doesn't fit on the leader-board at all.

Guy 2: Told you it will work! ;)

Cheese on Toast

An absolute delicacy in the queen fandom
Imma go eat some cheese on toast in honor of disco deaky .
Cheese on Toast by brianjune November 9, 2019

Cheese grate 

verb.

To use a two piece bud grinder without the bottom piece, so the bud sprinkles out the bottom. This usually happens when one person's bud is already in the bottom of the grinder and someone else asks if they can use it.
Person 1: Yo man can I borrow your grinder?
Person 2: Yea, but my bud is already in there so you're going to have to cheese grate
Cheese grate by SWED420 September 26, 2009