night bump

(from the phrase 'things that go bump in the night') something that is unusual or strange.

I saw a night bump moving around my courtyard last night.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2010

Swirly Bump

A mixture of molly and cocaine that is snorted. Mostly done by frat boys looking to party.

Set me up a Swirly Bump. Im trying to feel like shit tomorrow.

by Sals420 April 26, 2010

Country bump

To not interfere with a relationship between a boy and girl in any manner

For example boy or girl will leave when there is sense of interference hence the need to country bump

by Carlk July 20, 2010

e-bump

the act of celebrating someone's accomplishment, or any other satisfactory event pertaining, with a much earned internet "bump" (*e-bump*)

dude1: "you hook up with that floozie last night?"
dude2: "hell ya."
dude1: "(*e-bump*)

by Loser X March 23, 2011

bump

To insert one testicle into a vagina for no more than approximately two seconds. Usually a spontaneous act, can be a surprise to either/both involved, and can occur by complete accident.

Sid "Vicious" (or Patrick) Crosby: They calling me an alien, a big headed astronaut.

Michael "Bolton" Kovach: Eff those Flyer fans, that does not even make sense as a put down. Why would they even say that?

Sid: Maybe it's because your boy easy get ass a lot. To the tune of 87 women so far.

Mike: That's malarkey. I find your approach (to women) so adolescent -- I may look young but your game is prepubescent.

Sid: It's give or take, and sometimes I switch back to the old recipe. How many girls you slept with?

Mike: 5.5.

Sid: I am disappoint. And what the hell is a half point?

Mike: I bumped a girl once. I figured it was just a few seconds and just a ball so I can't count it as a full point.

Sid: Redic.

by modenapsu September 24, 2011

Bogus bump

when a large or overweight man who usually has low self esteem and takes it out on other people by making fun of them to hide their insecurities, bumps into you with their large stomach and them proceeds to laugh.

1)you can identify these people because they text girls who are skinny and pretty and wants them to play with his two inch.

2)they transfer schools because he doesn't fit in with us shoals christian people

3)they miss school repeatedly and are rarely seen except on the couch with a bag of chips.

Dude you better go hide, someone made fun of him and now he is gonna come bogus bump you.

by alycollumber November 17, 2009

Speed bump

An abnormally large line of cocaine.

"Whoooooooo.......that speed bump damn near killed me, dawg!"

by Anonymous July 25, 2004