Bruce wayne

As badass a name as Bruce Lee for a kid, Bruce Wayne was a guy who could destroy a dojo, building, alleyway, or city full of motherfuckers. Bruce Wayne was a legend, ninja, billionaire playboy and firefighters all in one. He had state of the art gadgets, explosive powders, money, cars, and a suit that could stop about anything but point blank shots. He came closer to flying than Bruce Lee did.

Bruce Wayne was a one man army funded by himself. If he was real, he's be whooping ha rules ass worse than tupac would if he was alive.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2019

Beasty Broner

A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.

The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.

"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast

"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast

Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"

by Project Halifax January 3, 2014

mr bruce

Most probably a Computer science teacher. He will be a good teacher and will make people laugh.

Mr Bruce is a good teacher

by Heatro303 May 2, 2018

Brine the trout

When a live trout is inserted into the vagina to naturally brine while writhing to its death and pleasuring the recipient.

Added bonus: Trout tail tickle- as the above trout is writhing, one's lesbian lover grinds against the tail for a special tickle.

After the fishing trip, Joanna wanted to brine the trout and its flapping tail titilated Leslie's twat.

by the medium easy December 7, 2009

Brenee

she is the best gf you can have but watch out she can break your heart and also is a player

dang brenee played you dude

by daddydc3 June 21, 2018

Broner

When a bro has or gains a "boner" (enlarging/hardening of the male penis or shlong)

Damn that pezza gave me a massive broner

by Caponer/ale July 25, 2009

brunette

some jealous blonde hater ;D

i mean if you didnt like us,
why would you spend all your time, screaming "DUMB, FAKE, EASY?" excuseee me, that we might be more advanced.
but no need to be drinking hater-aid!

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So a Brunette might remember them!

by phychic master May 30, 2008