Buff

Having a filled out physique with more emphasis placed on muscle mass than definition; swoll.

Jim got buff so the pool would hire him as a lifeguard. Now Jim gets paid $8.50 for sitting under an umbrella.

by scuba steve January 9, 2005

Buff

Buff(n.)-Buff is the noun used only for female excrement. Buff means female excrement,female shit.or if any girl is shittin then we can use it as verb.like,"Ol,look at that girl she's buffing"!
Buff(v.)-Buff means to shit.(only for female)

"Oh,I couldn't see that the bitch was buffin' hurr"!

by Ra Skull May 20, 2011

Buffa

When a suspect individual inserts a drug, or drugs through the hole of their fruity booty.

DUDE, BRO, I'm about to buffa this half gram off molly, extacy, beer bong, etc.

by Big Perv May 12, 2013

Double Jew Bluff

Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.

Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"

Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"

Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.

by Little donkey April 23, 2014

buff nut

Something being very hip, strong, or cool in someway.

"Damn that kid's a buff nut."
"That movies a freakin buff nut."

This term was created by the Pinball Wizard, and his friend Donnie Darko.

by The Living Receiver February 18, 2004

bouff

A dork, a loser, a geek, a smelly loser, a dumb loser, and a ugly loser.

"STOP! ur acting like a bouff!!!" shouted Sally.

"i smell a bouff" said Tito.

by Roxana2 May 1, 2004

bluff

To gently tap someone with the tip of your penis.

I gave julie a nice bluff to the face.

How did u take that bluff?

by Stevey wonder September 26, 2006