Backsplash

When a guy is banging a cow and the cow finishes and squirts out the milk from its utters in your face.

"How was that fat hoe Betty last night?"

"Eh, I got some major backsplash though."

by thewarmestcow November 6, 2019

Backslide

one who talks a big game about how they are staying single. Only to find their ex back in their bed after 27 3/4 days of no sex and you get the “hey you” text

"Say bro, I thought you was big single? Didn't I see you with yo ex?" "Yeah bro, I had to backslide for this one.. She hit me up and was looking right."

by iamrome November 30, 2019

backseat burn

when you get fucked in a backseat and have carpet burn on your knees

brooo check out the backseat burn on that girls knees!

yeah she must have been gettin it on gooood last night

by amjesuschrist69 April 3, 2020

Backside glancer

A person who loves to magnify their view of peoples backsides.

Damn John really enjoys being a backside glancer.

by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020

Backseat Driver

(MarioKart def)

Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.

Stop shouting... You're such a Backseat Driver!

by I_wonder who wrote_this June 26, 2020

Backseat Gulag

When your team member is dead and they try to tell you how to play Gulag

Person1: Bruh he was on your left you could've shot him easily....

Person2: Shut the fuck up you're being a Backseat Gulag

by KhandabarIndia May 3, 2020

Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars

Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic

by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020