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phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)
feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.
by oh silly one. March 29, 2010
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Tweet booking

Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.
Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"
by Annoyed Facebooker September 26, 2010
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Dragon Boating

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I was with a girl/guy last night and they let me go dragon boating on them
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Tea Boofing

When one inserts at least two tea bags into the rectum (cream and sugar optional) followed by hot water. Let it sit for 5 mins, grab a straw and enjoy
Hey Frankie! Ever try Tea Boofing?

No Tyler….not even considered
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battle of the booties

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