Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.
Whatever happened to Larissa?
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
by The Merle October 20, 2017
A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
by pritchy July 31, 2015
Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"
Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"
Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"
by Shrub shaver September 13, 2018
An exclusive power move only gay people can do, the gay person takes there ball coverings and puts it over someone like a blanket.
by J money nigga January 31, 2021
by Slimreaper22134 July 03, 2023