2-bit Pûntîto

An insult that means that someone is dumb, hence the word 2-bit, and then pûntîto can mean any curse word possible

What did that 2-bit pûntîto say?!

by Ethan T.T January 08, 2020

a bit thom yorke

When someone does something odd or out of the ordinary. Inspired by thom yorke of radiohead

"Bill just ran around screaming"

"he's a bit thom yorke

by unitedbyfate May 16, 2007

bit under the weather

This is the British middle class equivalent of the exclamations 'ill' or 'sick', meaning cool. Being terribly modest and reserved, one doesn't want to overstate things.

Yo brother, that deck is a bit under the weather

by Bob Q. Holness July 30, 2008

dirty bit of kit

An absolutely filthy bint who lurks in back alleys and bushes, typically around Norfolk, preying on unsuspecting youths. Said youths fall victim largely because of the ravages of puberty blinding them to the absolute filth they find themselves fishing in.

Bint: last night was amaaazung, i cooked you breakfast
Youth: fml. bagged another dirty bit of kit, need to go to the clinic again.

by youcancallmesir June 01, 2011

little bit lumpy

said after farting...indication of possibility of shitting oneself, and/or 'giving birth'

i blew one that was a little bit lumpy

hey joe! warint (weren't or wasn't) tha' one jus a lil' bit lumpy?l

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Diddle my bits

Finger me

I want you to diddle my bits!

by Morethanroyal March 30, 2018

dog o bits

A knockoff of Cheerios, but made for dogs. Or, made out of dogs. We will never know.

I love these dog o bits!

by alpacafire August 09, 2017