Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.

Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.

by casdebom April 25, 2010

pole bender

Someone with curly hair, preferably blonde, who associates "pole bending" with their sexuality.

Gay guy: "i'm as bent as a pole"

Straight guy: "you're such a pole bender"

Straight guy to gay guy: "i'm starting to fear you now, you might bend my pole with your mind powers"

by I'm Andy April 25, 2006

Bender

Referred to as a hockey player who is usually the worst on the team and never has the opportunity to play and embarres the whole team for his lack of ability to play hockey. When skates, has a large bend at the angles.

Lucas Szpil is the worst fucking player ever to touch the ice. Hes such a bender he gets nailed by even the dustiest of player. What a tool, I get more ice in a glass then he does in a rink! XD

by BenderBoy August 22, 2011

BenderHOCKEY

A benderHOCKEY is someone that is amazing sexy skilled and larged at the penis that plays hockey.You average a goal and alaskian pipe each game.

Wayne gretzxy isn't a benderHOCKEY because he has a chod.

by fuckmycouchhard May 24, 2012

binner

Dirty ass ho, a dirty, ugly person who has limited intelligence, and is just a mess.

That Jordan's well fit- No she's a binner.

by LukeB March 26, 2004

bender

A shelter widely used by British hippies travelling in caravans, formed by cutting springy young tree branches or root suckers and bending them into a bowed shape, securing them to the ground at both ends, until a curved space is formed. Covered by a tarp, it serves as a sort of tent.

"We'll make a bender for you for the night." "I don't feel the need for a homosexual bloke nor a short jail term, so I'm hoping you mean a temporary shelter."

by Arcadia Berger May 17, 2006

Isyerter Bindurty

Adjective - *is*your*turban*dirty* <--pronunciation

Question you might ask a doon coon sand nigger punjabi or The Clerk At 7-11 to make sure that their head wear is infact clean.

"Hey Mohammed, Isyerter Bindurty"

"Hey Ali Baba, Isyerter Bindurty"

"Hey you filthy Indian Scum, Isyerter Bindurty"

by Afrikan Amerikant November 14, 2005