Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.
It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.
by PHF77 May 12, 2019
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Open a can of Bruce Lee

To deliver a violent, unrecoverable verbal-smackdown.
Don't mess with Ethan. He'll open a can of Bruce Lee so quick you'll only be able to sit there like a defeated sack of potatoes.
by Mama Cíta April 16, 2015
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Open a Box of Butt Magic

To blatantly let out a loud dank nasty FART! i.e. To pass gas.
*you smell a dirty fart stench in the air then ask...*
"Who just totaly opened a box of butt magic in here?!"
or
"heads up..Im about to open a box of butt magic"
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your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.
"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"
by Janis July 10, 2004
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yarichin bitch club opening

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open face bologna sandwich

an open vagina, large pussy, not a pleasant looking pussy
when she opened her legs, I was staring at an open face bologna sandwich
by fman68 November 01, 2006
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Don't Dead Open Inside

A humorous meme about signs being misread due to the words being misplaced. Since anyone who has ever read a book before knows that words go left-to-right, doing it any other way causes massive confusion.

Named for an image for the series premiere of The Walking Dead, where there is a chained door with zombies behind it. On the door is a giant spray-painted message that reads, "Don't open, dead inside." From top-to-bottom on the doors.

Several months later, many people began to point out that they mistakenly read it as "Don't Dead Open Inside" before realizing what it was actually supposed to say. As the years passed, several more examples of the meme spawned, and it eventually became the subject of many meme crossovers, such as "Floating Guy Chasing Running Guy," "Woman Yelling at Cat," and "Grandma Finds the Internet."
Don't Dead Open Inside quickly became one of the most popular memes of all time, as well as one of the few "old" memes that withstood the test of time due to its overall versatility.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 05, 2021
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