buffer the system

when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her

Oh shit he is to close hey jan go buffer the system.

by That one guy and me July 12, 2010

bofferino

During a swift boffing encounter, you look over your shoulder you see a hard up, disheveled individual gaining sexual gratification from said boff session

In the midst of boffing this unknown bitch, I looked over my shoulder and saw some bofferino, totally scoping on my boff sesh.

by BottleshopBoffer August 15, 2010

biffed out

to be best friends with someone

Shannon and Lauren are biffed out because they hang out all the time.

by laurenisbiffedout August 31, 2010

boffened

To bother and offended someone

The word hun has boffened me.

by Promax1 March 13, 2011

Biffer Plate

A flat surface or tray used to hold your freshly ground herb. A 'biffer plate' also makes it easier to pass the herb to your buddies.

Yo dude, pass me the 'biffer plate' so I can pack a bong!

by PitBullStoner April 14, 2011

Buffer Kiss

An opportunity to make out with your significant other while your video is buffering.

My internet is so damn slow we buffer kissed like 5 times before the movie was over.

by ska69 November 21, 2011

bufferwork

Work you do on a assignment well before it is due. This works is done so that the bufferworker can procrastinate for a longer period of time.

John "We have that really big assignment due on Friday and it is already Monday"

Jake "Suck to be you. I already bufferworked sixty percent of my assignment now I can start on Wednesday"

John "Damn I better get started or I will never get done"

Jake "I'm going to use my spare time to play Xbox"

John "Don't rub it in"

by BlackboyjoeTBN September 20, 2011