bufferwork

Work you do on a assignment well before it is due. This works is done so that the bufferworker can procrastinate for a longer period of time.

John "We have that really big assignment due on Friday and it is already Monday"

Jake "Suck to be you. I already bufferworked sixty percent of my assignment now I can start on Wednesday"

John "Damn I better get started or I will never get done"

Jake "I'm going to use my spare time to play Xbox"

John "Don't rub it in"

by BlackboyjoeTBN September 20, 2011

buffermortis

The state of frustration you reach when your DVR will no longer allow you to fast forward through commercials.

Let's go make a snack, we've reached buffermortis.

by gmby November 28, 2010