Hanging Bacon

Female Genitalia.
Badly Packed Kebab

"Look at the hanging bacon on that!"

by carlclegg September 14, 2004

bacon strips

In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.

#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.

by Mark Anthony Hinton April 19, 2006

bacon hairs

Dumbasses that are extremely common in a game known as roblox.
extremely unfunny or overrated.
they are either a 2 year old toddler or a retarded tiktoker that makes unfunny jokes.
very difficult to find a bacon hair that has common sense.

These bacon hairs are fucking annoying.
I wanna squish every single bacon hairs face

by Peoplehater1234 April 22, 2022

Roblox Bacons

Roblox Bacons are players that just started; or however, like the look of an Bacon. Copy and Pastes and their boyfriend, (aka Slenders) bully bacons due to bacons just starting, start with no robux. Another word for Bacons are Noobs, which are almost the same thing. Roblox Bacons are called "bacons" due to the brown look of their hair. Pal Hair is most likely to be called Bacon Hair.

Teresa: Hey, I heard of this game Roblox, Chad! Play with me?

Chad: Already heard of that game. Theres no point. You just start as a stupid Roblox Bacon. I bully Roblox Bacons cause I'm a rich Slender and I got a girlfriend.

Teresa: Whatever Chad..Copy and Pastes copy outfits, they aren't unique!!

by choi_re August 17, 2021

Panda Bacon

A chinese baby's saggy balls sack.

Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy

by PubeLuver14 July 4, 2009

bacon smack

When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.

"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*

by nytelyte October 26, 2010

Financial Bacon

It's like being in a pickle money-wise

Mom said we were on a budget so I had to decide between unlimited picture messages or unlimited internet on my cell phone. I was definitely in a financial bacon. :(

by --PartyAllTheTime-- July 15, 2009