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Andre

He's cool. Simple
Is that Andre, he's so cool.
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Andres might be able to come
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Andres is a bitch and the name Andres should be considered a massive red flag.
"Fuck Andres" -Anthony
"Yeah fuck Andres he smells like a bitch" -Noah
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Usually has sex with his sister and is usually from Columbia and makes jokes about him having intercourse with your mom or sister and saying you don’t have a sister you’ll have one in 9 months and says HOT and said “hardness is temperary and virginity is forever”
“Andres has sex with his sister
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The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”
“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”
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The pure embodiment of evil itself. Andres is so evil that he even makes Satan shit himself.
Andres is evil, he killed my cat.
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Andres is a sweet guy but he doesn’t show it much. He’s very fond and chill with people. He only shows what side he wants to certain people though. He’s observant but he won’t say much. Behind his shell he really holds a passionate heart. If you’re friends with a Andres you’re very lucky to have him. He knows how to make you smile.
person 1: “hey maybe we should go hang out tomorrow!”
person 2: “if andres isn’t gonna be there i’m not coming!”
person 1: “true. i’ll see if he’s able to come. he really knows how to lighten up the room”
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