Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method

A classic interview technique consisting of asking 3 questions to decide on 1 out of 2 final applicants for a position.

"Welcome applicants! Today, the DDFU will be using he classic Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method to select our new Vice President."

by DDFU Executive VP June 11, 2017

I J and you're on the O

Inside Joke and you're on the Outside. Used on someone looking for an explanation of an inside joke. Usually leads to further confusion, as it is often use as an inside joke of its own.

Guy: Jane sure is bootylicious.
Guy 2: That thing is like a watermelon!
Girl: What are you guys talking about?
Guy: I J and you're on the O.

by StegDizzleG September 15, 2011

You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.

The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.

by dont' be a wanker December 27, 2003

you're smelling your upper lip

Smelling your upper lip is an insult for when someone is saying someone else smells, so they tell them that it's them, because there nose is close to there upper lip

"Y'all smell dat? Smells poor.."
"You're smelling your upper lip."

by Candy x Cindy April 15, 2020

You're looking a bit down... syndrome

You're looking a bit down... syndrome possibly one of the most deadliest insults to man. This insult alone is capable of making a man have down syndrome. Every time somebody uses this insult the person you're insulting loses a chromosome and goes mentally fucking stupid. Caution using this insult may result in horrible results.

Remember using the "You're looking a bit down... syndrome" insult can result in bad results, Thank You!
Andrew: * Walks up to Zach *

Andrew: "Hey Zach what's up?"
Zach: "Oh I'm just kind of sad"
Andrew: "Yeah, I noticed you're looking a little down... syndrome"
Zach: * Has seizure and goes retarded *

by AndrewPeepee May 30, 2018

waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

What oversensitive preschoolers say when they don't get their way.

First kid: Let's play on the swings!
Second kid: I'd rather play on the toy horsey.
First kid: Waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

by sjenetmkp March 28, 2010