alyssa

a young lady wondering why the fuck everyone's posting these lies they call definitions of there names.

alyssa js dont give a fuck no more !

by Jjpenny November 22, 2021

Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.

“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”

by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020

Alyssa

an absolute dropkick with abandonment issues and an addiction for weed. the most stubborn and honest person you’ll ever meet as well as the most annoying. there’s no in between.

“don’t pull an Alyssa tonight”

by ur dads moms dad November 22, 2021

Alyssa

Alyssa is one of a kind. In the eyes of the right person, she is the most beautiful lady to exist. She has the cutest smile and a golden voice indeed. A cute little lady like her might look weak on the outside. However, Alyssa is a fearless and understanding woman. Problems have tried to bring her down but she kept her head up and faced them wisely. She deserves everything and someone who would reminds her of how beautiful she looks when she smiles. Keep smiling Alyssa. Everyone wants to see that precious smile. You’re beautiful in every way.

Alyssa, I love you so much.

by -N. November 26, 2021

Alyssa

One of the most understanding and relatable people you’ll ever know. She’s also very athletic and can beat you in basketball every single time. She’s a boy magnet and you can’t compare to be honest. If she ever gets a boyfriend they will always be laughing and always be competing that will be super cute together.

Alyssa is courageous

by Baylie ya the one from school November 4, 2020

Alyssa

If you know or ever meet an Alyssa, seriously don't fuck around, she will be by your side and always have your back, but she also will tell you when you fuck up or do something wrong. Alyssa is the most appealing and attractive girl you will ever meet, litteraly, she can hang with the guys and get pretty with the girls but most importantly she can also be herself which is being a tomboy. She is absolutely stunning, Alyssa's usually have that natural tan skin and amazing body! She is very dedicated, when she puts her mind to something, she does it without doubt. She has tough skin and doesn't let people bring her down with their words. Alyssa knows how to make the whole room, if not world smile with her laughter, it is the best thing you will ever hear. If you have an Alyssa in your life, hold on to her and do not let go because you will NEVER find anyone as Breathtaking as Alyssa.

Guy1: (In sign language)Bro did you see alyssa?!?

Guy2:(Signing back) Yes, I thought an angel in blue jeans was walking torwards me, it was the best feeling I have had since subtitles were invented!!!

by Trump has balls :-P March 8, 2022

Alyssa

A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .

Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture

by A Wise man speaking facts May 7, 2023