alabama ear plug

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug

I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.

by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015

Alabama Caesar Salad

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.

Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.

by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015

sweet home alabama

Sweet Home Alabama is a song, but is also used to describe a relationship of incest

Friend: Katie Balmore and Pete Clifford like each other! They’re literally cousins!
Me: Sweet Home Alabama!

by daddysaddle91 March 3, 2019

Alabama Suicide jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.

"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"

by theboi669 April 18, 2019

Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021

Alabama Wet Wipe

Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping

Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm

by Lilith_The_Destroyer November 2, 2020

Sweet home Alabama

A song used to indicate incest

What is your favorite ship?
My favorite ship is nezuko x tanjiro
SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Panic! Just fucking panic August 7, 2020