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poser

Someone that thinks a beanie with a crocheted brim makes her look tougher.
The girl thought she was really a newsboy because she had a beanie with a crocheted visor that the salespeople called a newsboy hat. She thought if she was seen in a hat like that, people would walk on the other side of the street when they saw her, and she thought that way because she was a poser.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
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Poser

A person who gives people the idea to think that they skate, when they really don't. An example of what a poser wears is Thrasher and anything from Zumiez. Some posers ride penny boards, which doesn't make them any less of a poser, but let's just be honest - at least they go on wheels. If you're a beginner skater, you aren't a poser, because you actually skate. If you're called a poser for being a beginner, kick that person in the balls.
by rainbowgorilla April 25, 2023
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Poserativity

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.
Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser
by K.Ganesan February 1, 2021
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Cha-poser

Someone who watches only commercials for the "Chapelle's Show" and uses quotes from it.
by Kremer June 6, 2004
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Poser

The girl was a poser from another town, but still called other people not from the town she was in yuppies. She didn't want to be known as one of them, or as being with them.
by The Original Agahnim June 29, 2021
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peter poser

Typical kid who takes pictures of all his dad’s cars to impress girls because he has a little penis
Look at that Peter Poser at it again on instagram
by Skeetman337 June 19, 2018
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Poser

Someone who is really everything they try to make fun of, while imitating everything they are while trying to make fun of somebody.
The poser had to wait on somebody else to come up with material so she would have something to say was not theirs originally.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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