by dickbutt_6969 January 19, 2022
Get the poser mug.A female that wanted be daddy's little girl growing up, but was actually a mama's girl that learned to imitate tomboys she met in life to get attention.
His/her little sister was a poser as a kid and still is. She's never really been who she said she was.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
Get the Poser mug.Someone who pretend to be or to know something, (especially in music or sports), just to seem cool or to feel appreciated.
P: hey look at my new shirt! I looove Nirvana!
L: nice, i love em too! What’s your favorite song?
P: oh it’s smells like teen spirit, it’s so heavy!
L: ehh, do you know another songs?
P: hmmm, idk, I just love smells like teen spirit.
L: oh, so you’re a poser..
L: nice, i love em too! What’s your favorite song?
P: oh it’s smells like teen spirit, it’s so heavy!
L: ehh, do you know another songs?
P: hmmm, idk, I just love smells like teen spirit.
L: oh, so you’re a poser..
by SlipMaggot June 5, 2022
Get the Poser mug.a person who usually works in the fashion industry as a model because that's basically all they do is pose for pictures and such.
by that girl susan b July 24, 2009
Get the poser mug.Poser is a person in their 20s or under who dresses so much like a skater that their outfit screams to people that they skateboard yet they don’t even have a skateboard or have one but doesn’t know how to use one but brings it with them but doesn’t use it. Posers may hold their Trucks or do Mongo Pushing and brag about their fake grindings from their skateboard and that they’re so good at skateboarding, Until someone asks them to do an Ollie and ends up getting injured causing themselves to be embarassed and everyone calling them “Posers”
Kid: Hey! Do a Kickflip!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!
by 8408 :D October 8, 2022
Get the Poser mug.Someone who acts like they're from Baltimore even though they're from outside Harrisburg. Someone who has not only a thousand different screen names or online profiles, but also has fictional hometowns or current locations, fictional lives to go with them. A poser tries to outdo other people at silliness while trying to get taken more seriously than everyone else.
The poser was always this and that, always under somebody else's skin to make himself/herself look/feel more authentic. The poser wanted an authentic image.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020
Get the Poser mug.A common misspelling of the word "Poseur", used to define someone who pretends to be something he/she is not. This type of person generally prescribes to a particular social group, in order to be trendy or popular; but does not really believe or practice anything that particular group does.
"Hey guys. I just wanted to let you know, I've become emo over the past couple of weeks."
"Really? What bands are you listening to nowadays?"
"Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers."
"Screw you Poser."
"Screw you asshole. It's spelled Poseur."
"Really? What bands are you listening to nowadays?"
"Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers."
"Screw you Poser."
"Screw you asshole. It's spelled Poseur."
by Vint4ge December 22, 2008
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