Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.
1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
by nawn January 26, 2024
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by Daroobee October 15, 2022
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He plays football,basketball,boxes and golfs. He can fight so don’t mess with sombody named parker because you never know what your going to get met up with. He’s also kinda rich!
He loves to rap and likes rap songs only like playboy cardi and zillakami etc.
He plays football,basketball,boxes and golfs. He can fight so don’t mess with sombody named parker because you never know what your going to get met up with. He’s also kinda rich!
He loves to rap and likes rap songs only like playboy cardi and zillakami etc.
by Aaaaaaaaj February 22, 2021
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by Anonymous manz November 23, 2021
Get the Parker mug.The hottest man you'll ever meet, he's kind, caring, and really good at football. He's really athletic and knows how to partayy. He might be named after Spiderman.
Daria: wow is that Parker he's so hot
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019
Get the Parker mug.He is a narcissist and feel bad for the things they do to people he has no morals. Boundaries, or respect, he is manipulative, and always acts like a victim, so people don't really see that he is just really desperate and pathetic
Pepper parker admitted to me that he was only hanging around me and my boyfriend because he enjoys being a homewrecker
by Themansrealnigga September 7, 2020
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