Demi-Milf

A hot woman that has either had a abortion or a miscarriage. Someone I would fuck, but is not exactly a mother.

Dakota: dude let's got to plan parenthood and do some Demi-Milf hunting.

by VladTheFuckedUp September 8, 2023

hot single milfs in your area

A common lie across the Black and Orange hub website community, typically used in advertising or as a joke.

hot single milfs in your area ready to smash!!1!!1!!!

by iamscared69 September 19, 2023

Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.

I said ew when I saw milf queefs

by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023

Milf Orchestra

An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians

Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon

by Treewise October 30, 2019

MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.

When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

Milf

Milk In Life Fast.
It is a term used for people especially female aged 30+ that enjoy living life to the fullest and are experts in their respectful fields.

My friends mom likes being a milf

by Grants mum December 24, 2020