Guy 1: Man I fucked jessica last night
Guy 2: i havent gotten any action since sean tooke my virginity
Guy 2: i havent gotten any action since sean tooke my virginity
by lilcumstainshawty March 15, 2021
Get the Sean tooke my virginitymug. The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
by Mark5991 November 9, 2009
Get the Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skippingmug. by A person at school March 28, 2020
Get the Sean mc shut the fuck upmug. on the month of December, in the day of the Twenty Seventh, you can beat the fuck out of people that are called "Sean", because of how their name is pronounced, fuck you "Sean."
"Whats your name?"
"Shawn."
"How is it spelt?"
"S-E-A-N"
*proceeds to beat the fuck out of his lifeless body*
"its beat the fuck out of sean day, bitch."
"Shawn."
"How is it spelt?"
"S-E-A-N"
*proceeds to beat the fuck out of his lifeless body*
"its beat the fuck out of sean day, bitch."
by A man of the men of men December 26, 2022
Get the beat the fuck out of sean daymug. WOOOOOOAAAAAH! BIG UPSET! I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM! I KNEW! Damn! I'm torn. You know how I feel about Izzy.
*Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland*
Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."
Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
Get the Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Stricklandmug. by Ryu- August 28, 2020
Get the Kdor ah Heng Seanmug. Sean Pierre is definitely one of the best guys you could have as a boyfriend. When you first meet him he tends to be shy but when he gets comfortable he's such a loveable and amazing guy to be around. This is just a page for me to simp over him but he truly is the best, he's mine :')) he's my comfort boy and such a great boyfriend who's always trying his best to give me the world and I hope I can give it to him too. Sean is the nicest, the greatest, the most amazing person and don't tell me im being biased >:( I fell in love with him for him :) whoever gets a sean in their life must never let him go because he truly is one of a kind.
Ella: "Hey I have a crush on Sean Pierre in our class, that boy who dresses up in a catboy maid outfit"
person: "go confess to him before someone else does"
Ella: "I understand because he seems like the type people would fall in love with"
person: "go confess to him before someone else does"
Ella: "I understand because he seems like the type people would fall in love with"
by jaylachino06 May 24, 2022
Get the Sean Pierremug.