Rod Rules

Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.

Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?

by LaGarce July 6, 2018

Rod

A very handsome young fellow he gets all the girls

“He was almost as good looking as Rod”

by Kooler n frieze July 12, 2018

rod magnet

someone so hot, they uncontrollably attract a man's rods.

That chick was a total rod magnet.

by jhanley86 February 8, 2019

rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.

I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

Rod the hod

a useless bald hod carrier that looks like homer simpson ugly twin and never turns up Mondays cos he's down spoons with his boyfriend

it's Monday where's rod the hod oh he's down spoons getting bummed by his lover

by mr cod September 2, 2022

Flame Rod

A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.

Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022