Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.
by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012
Get the Shoot The Clownmug. by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019
Get the soggy clownmug. A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
by Bawks Sonic July 20, 2021
Get the Piss Clownmug. Described as a fast walker who wears very extravagant clothing, such as that of a clown. Usually wearing vibrant colored shoes and lipstick. A kiss-up in all major classes, particularly chemistry. While walking in the halls, be sure to avoid her quick steps or you'll surely be run over.
by LPTV June 12, 2008
Get the Clown Racermug. -Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay
by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020
Get the Straight Clownmug. by mil0peeboy July 13, 2020
Get the Lesbian clownmug. to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion
one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion
one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown
by BetterAndIKnowIt June 29, 2011
Get the popping a clownmug.