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fung weasel

A fucking busybody up and everybody's business who needs to be minding her own or his own business
by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023
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Weasel

To weasel your way into someone’s life.
Ester is weaseling her way into Webbs foreskin.
by Dolomyte January 15, 2023
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Weasel

The red pill types according to Jordan Peterson.... Until there was some crossover between the fan bases.... Wonder how that happened.
Hym "I'm a weasel huh? You sure? Can you tell the difference between a weasel and a mongoose at a glance?"
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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Weasel

A fucking asshole who gets out of everything and will get everyone in trouble.
by WePull February 9, 2023
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Weasel squad

a group of boys who don’t shave, shower or pull any bitches
Those boys over there smell awful, they must be a weasel squad
by Lexi wolfhard October 10, 2023
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Shight Weasel

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.
"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."
by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023
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Pussy weasel

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.
Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her
by Pee-air-oh December 27, 2023
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