Wank Dick

Wank Dick;
Figure of speech
Wanker

When your merging into one lane to merge on the highway and the car behind you tries to overtake with 5 m to spare.

They are a Wank Dick.

by Driving January 1, 2022

wank squad

A group of mates who talk about wanking all the time.

Slaughty: Hey Wankel. How about you have a wank while your at it.

Wankel: Don't worry Slaughty. I already have. I'll let the wank squad know

by Hankmaster99 November 18, 2014

Survival Wank

When you masterbate for as long as possible without ejaculating.

This is the opposite of a turbo wank.

I had a epic survival wank over that gianna michaels porn scene.

by Elderdragon December 27, 2013

wank skank

person who has a wank over someone they shouldn't, for example a friends partner

you wank skank! cant believe you had a wank over melissas boyfriend!

by ashthetash June 3, 2014

Courtesy Wank

When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.

Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.

Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

jockey wanks

a school piggy back game played on a tump.
upto 10 pairs of battling jockeys on the back of there mate (the wank)trying to unseat the jockey or push the wank down the hill using arms and feet etc. started at st clements school in worcester, england in the early 80s.

come on lads lets go and have a game of jockey wanks and see whos the best.

by Tudgey October 21, 2008

Philosophical Wank

When you're wanking using just your mental recollections and you begin asking yourself deep questions about the meaning of life, culminating in a more fulfilling view of the universe and life as you bust a nut.

"I just had a philosophical wank and suddenly I see things much clearer"

by Socratesticles July 16, 2020