WalMart

A huge chain of American shops known for having the weirdest of customers. You'd be having a really good day if you managed to avoid a transvestite in leopard-print leggings and a lime green polka-dot tank top.

Hey Joe, Fancy going to WalMart?

No thanks, too many transvestites there.

by qwertyuiop.com OGG May 23, 2016

Walmart skateboard

The worst fucking skateboards ever.

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys

by Shizenkai November 13, 2016

Walmart

A place where you can find all of your white trash items

Let's go to Walmart jumbo

by What's urban dicktionary March 11, 2017

WalMart

A place where overly sized balooga whale looking ass people who take way too much time on those scooters who a4e Shit parents. A place where Most of the time people play the game, "is it sleeping or is it dead"

People of walmart

by IphoneSlayer1713 March 26, 2017

Walmart Aggie

A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart

-Mullet

-NASCAR hat

-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! Gig-em!!!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Aggie"

by Jaydigital December 19, 2017

walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018

Walmart Yodel Boy

White country boy who is yodeling in the middle of walmart

Walmart Yodel Boy: "Lord I love to hear her when she calls me swEEET DAAADdddy"

by $Guru May 21, 2018