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Vegan Circumference

Refers to TT influencer @thisveganking. Indicates how wide his anus is from the last item entering/exiting his ass. Measured in Away Team members that can pass through the diameter of his leather cheerio.
My Vegan Circumference passed a Volkswagen into the shitter from all the dick.
by SKEETPISS March 29, 2025
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Vegan

someone who doesn't eat meat and also someone associated with being whiny about people eating meat and consuming dairy
Guy1: Let's get a steak/
Guy2: Nah man, i'm vegan.

You heard about the vega n protests at Starbucks?
by socker456 December 31, 2022
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Vegan

retards who think after consuming animal products for 200,000 years they did something by not eating those chicken wings.
Vegan enters the room,
Turnips: oh lawd, she comin.
by applyingFORartINaustria February 17, 2024
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vegan

"Wow she's a vegan"
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Spiritual Vegan

A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.
"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."
by Ali Sea June 8, 2018
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Vegan Teacher

Vegan Woman who rants on people for liking non vegan food. Why? It's just food. Basically your vegan-traditional food. Vegan Teacher often makes fun of people who disagrees with her. Seriously? A 30 year old vegan posting unfunny vegan content? Please, can someone stop her?
Eat your vegetables. What this means is that Vegan Teacher tells you to eat vegan food such as vegetables, egg, fish, and all that stuff.
by Carlito 💵 February 3, 2025
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Imperfect Vegan

Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.
I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!
by boom_infinite May 7, 2022
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