Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.

Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.

by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011

Anime Vampire

n. Is a kool kid with Astonishing super powers of darkness that can stun all at the drop of an eye.
* And also kool kid can shape-shift into horrific characters that dazzle the imagination.

Anime Vampire dark coven T1 blood vampire emo moonlight

by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011

Alp (Vampire)

Area from/nationality: German. Vampiric spirit associated with the bogeyman and the incubus, normally tormenting the nights and dreams of women. The creature's physical manifestations can be very dangerous. Long connected with the nightmare, the alp is considered male, sometimes the spirit of a recently deceased relative, most often an actual demon. Children can become an Alp when a mother uses a horse collar to ease childbirth. During the middle ages the alp was said to appear as a cat, pig, bird or other animal, including a lecherous demon dog scene in Cologne, thus linking the werewolf in with this legend. In all its manifestations the Alp is known to wear a hat. The spirit can fly like a bird, can ride like a horse and is credited with a certain gallant attitude, rarely forcing itself on its prey. The Alp drinks blood from the nipples of men and children but prefers the milk of women. Because it is so involved in terrors of the mind and sleep the Alp is virtually impossible to kill.

1. *Sound Asleep* "Spiders, Dragons, Scorpions, Zombies, What IS THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I feel like I can't breath!?" *Wakes Up* *Gasps For Air* "Oh my gosh my nipples are bleeding, DAMN ALP!"

2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)

by The Alp Hunter January 24, 2013

Shaft vampire

When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed

I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude

by Moose913 February 21, 2017

Sight Vampire

When someone see blood they get excited and happy. They would self harm just to see that. Maybe kill animals or kill someone. It's too dangerous so they just self harm or ask other Sight Vampires. But to make it shorter just say S.Vamp

"Is it bad if I am a Sight Vampire?"

by BloodCutie~<3 August 2, 2017

The Vampire

Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'

-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!

by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017

Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.

Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die

by bigmike227 December 9, 2018