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vagina vaykay

I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?

I'm married.

Yeah, so what's your point?
by Shuaman October 5, 2018
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Vagina smuggling

When you hide something in your pussy normally to hide from authority
Prisoner 1: how you still got that weed ?!?
Prisoner 2: I'm good at vagina smuggling
by Little miss innocent April 3, 2015
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vagina vine

The act of finding random ass head hair, stuck in the crevices of yo pussy.
ashlee: ewh, da fuq is dis

*yank*

ashlee: ahh my head hair, why da fuq dis in my pussy. mom why?
mom: I don't know... I just really don't know. maybe it's just a silly ole vagina vine!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
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Smelly Vagina

A cocktail developed by a Piece of Shit guy,(Piece) at Thredbo village , Australia, on or around 2018.
A Smelly Vagina is: bailys, tequila, and some other random spirt of your choosing.
Piece: "Two Smelly Vaginas please."

Barman: "What?"
Piece: "Two Smelly Vaginas, mate, it's Bailys, tequila, and sambuca."

Barman: "That sounds disgusting."
Piece: "Yes agreed, two smelly vaginas are disgusting, but I'm going to swollow them anyway."
by Chritacool June 6, 2023
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Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020
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vagina milkshake

Where you cum inside her and then squirt chocolate syrup into her vagina and mix it with the tip of your dick
I gave that bitch a hellava vagina milkshake her cousin said it was delicious
by Dicktionary- November 15, 2017
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Leaky Vagina

A leaky fanny is a female's intimate area after forms of sex or masturbation. This means her vagina could be leaking because of the male semen inside of it, or the female experiencing an orgasm.

The term "fanny" is slang for a vagina.
Oh, I took it out and she had a proper leaky vagina.
She orgasmed so hard, that her fanny leaked everywhere.
by MyNamesAkira December 7, 2016
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