Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young
piece of ass that I'd do some
naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.