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two piece and a biscuit

when you hit a punk poo buddy ass neck runnin mutha fucka with a combo left jab right hook and then finish them off with a devastating blow to the body
Art Vandelay: hey what you doin talking to my bitch homeboy?
Crazy Joe Davola: what's it look like sucka. u wanna get fresh?
Art Vandelay: hows a two piece and a biscuit sound for yo azz?
by straight g nigga May 14, 2011
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The world's oldest copout. Obviously this term was coined by someone who had just wronged someone and feared their wrath.
I know I just punched you in the face for no reason even though you were minding your own business, but don't hit me back because two wrongs don't make a right bro.
by MarcusDude September 30, 2012
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Two Cats in the Bath Tub

The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.
Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.
by the d00d October 20, 2006
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Two Kinds

The most freakin' best Furry web comic ever made!
Based on 3 main characters (At the start) Then gradually gets to 4 I think? Oh well, just look at it yourself -.-

Why the hell are you even looking it up on this site anyway? Just read the comic...
Mike: Hey have you seen the new Comic Strip for Two Kinds updated every wednesday?

Me: Why the hell are you telling me this? Why are you telling me this in detail? Are you advertising something?

Mike: Here, just read it for yourself, you will find it, EPIC ^w^

Me: Ummmm, ok then? >.>
by FlakyRock April 17, 2010
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Two'd

Given a unanimous score of 2 (presumably out of 10) for one's cannonball into a lion's mouth.
The Ugly One: "I want presents! I WANT PRESENTS!!" *Cannonball!*
Lion: Chomp!
Judges: Two'd!
by Artscrafter August 6, 2004
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two-point conversion

After having sex (or getting a blowjob), when a girl starts giving the guy PCH but then continues to suck the guy's dick until he has a second orgasm.
"Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?"

"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."
by quarterback August 5, 2006
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two girls one cup

A video of two girls that shit in a cup and then eat until they are sick on eachother, and it makes tubgirl.com look like a fukin holiday to disney land
''I watched two girls one cup and I am now gay, with my dog, and we have half human half puppy puppies and still it aint half as sick as this video''
by JimC6 December 29, 2007
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