de-turd

to remove or devein shrimp or crawfish.

I am not eating that shrimp until you de-turd it.

I only eat crawfish that have been de-turded.

by Fart Jarfunkle March 3, 2011

Turd

A piece if shit. Excrement.
2. an insult.

C'mon you turd!
Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet!!!!

by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 7, 2007

turd burglar

One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

by therondi92 March 8, 2009

turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

by Russian86 February 3, 2008

turd

usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water". This is where the amount of turd is so great it stacks in a shape that breaks the precipice of toilet water level.

"go eat a turd sandwich"
"you are such a turd"
"I got to go turd my pants"

by skankinmat May 7, 2007

Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.

Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"

by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007

turd burglar

Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar!

by Dr. J.J. April 8, 2006