Snow Turtle

n. A snow turtle is similar to a rain turtle, but obviously, it deals with snow instead of rain. You start by needing a real good reason to make it snow. Ex: you are working on a grass farm and you wish you could get the day off. Carve a turtle outline in the ground, and spit on it! The season has to be correct obviously, because if its summer its just a rain turtle! Here comes the snow!

Blake: "Man Drew, I really wish we didn't have to work today...Kyle has been drinking all morning and our stacks look like shit!"

Andrew: "Bro, let's make a Snow Turtle!!!"

Blake: "Damn, why didn't I think of that! Then let's get drunk and enjoy the morning!!!"

by drew3782 April 9, 2010

Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

Nervous Turtle

The shit that you take before a job interview or an important presentation caused by nervousness.

"I did an awesome presentation today on Investing for some clients. I was a bit nervous beforehand but felt much better after releasing some Nervous turtles"

by samimiami December 16, 2011

Turtle Fucking

The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.

What happened to my table?

Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!

by SxEx March 10, 2009

turtle shell

the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell

damn that girl has a sexy turtle shell

her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle shell

by ashleyshubes May 2, 2009

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

raunchy turtle

We luv the raunchy turtle it rules you cant get better

Me, Alex and marrisa doing the raunchy turtle ! Carribean 2008 awesome

by Ryan-TheBritishGuy April 16, 2008