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Bubblin Tom

When one guy peees in you ass and u sqaut over there mouth and have it drain into the mouth then the guy with the pee that was in his ass jumps up and does a elboy drop and you squit the pee and shit out of ya mouth like a valcano
Man i pissed in billys ass the other night and he gave me a bubblin tom
by jjjgggiiiddyyy June 14, 2009
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Tom Tanking

John: Jack stop tom tanking!
Jack: No leave me alone!
by J1000 April 25, 2011
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Steaming Tom

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.
Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!
by doomsDave October 10, 2008
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Toasty Tom

The art of roasting a marshmallow over the fire and then putting it into you or your partners ass, thus feeling a rush of toastiness in your anus.
Dude! last weekend I gave Nancy a "Toasty Tom" while we were camping, she didn't like it much.
by Ajenda November 28, 2010
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tom cruise

Verb. To jump up and down on a couch overly excited by something, often a person of the opposite sex. The person who Tom Cruises is usually considered an idiot.
When Allie realized that Jim had come to the party, she started Tom Cruise-ing until we had to call the 911 to calm her down.
by SiLvEr STARSx May 25, 2006
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MLG Tom

When one gets so exited he or she jumps and clicks their heels together, about a lie that was started by them to make them seem popular, when it is in fact a feeble attempt because of all the evidence that proves it is a lie. And in spite of all of this evidence, they continue to stand by their lie.
"Hey man, *clicks heels* im so pro at everything i do because i (insert lie here) and also i can (insert lie here)."

To reply to these lies one would say sarcastically " Oh yeah your so MLG Tom"
by Sportinecronoob June 2, 2010
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Tom DeLonge.

we all know his great accomplishments. front man in blink 182 / box car racer and now angesla and airwaves

give him shit for being in ava or even starting it but you know he gave you one of the best fucking yeras to look back on in music history. and i think he still does.

YES, he over pronounces words but you know what? i think that's why i or anyone else find his vocals so unique. hahahhaha YEAH HES GOOD LOOKING but i can look past that and recongnize his great accomplishments (:


he has two daughters and a wife who i am very envious about. he left blink to be abetter father and husband, living the lifestyle has the frontman in blink 182 made that impossible, THUS, he left.
stranger: who's singing like this 'OIIIIIII CCCCCCAAANNUTTTT BREEEATHAYYY"

stranger 2 : oh thats Tom DeLonge. obviously.
by JESSICADELONGE. October 17, 2008
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