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Toity

I've gotta use the Toity!
by AJMartini February 25, 2011
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Submarine Toilet

An occurance that happens when you are giving somebody anal and you pull out too fast, causing the suction to unload their shit and your jizz all over you.

(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)
Bob: "Dude, how'd it go last night?"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"
by Black and White Saint January 26, 2011
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toik

a spoiled person, more than that, someone who is so used to being accommodated that they believe the world revolves around them, what they want, and what they think.

also when someone like that comes into a room and sucks the life out of the room. the kind of person who can make a record stop at a party because they are so oblivious that they are the worst.
yo that b*tch is toik
by bonesjones April 30, 2006
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toilet merlot

Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."
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Skibidi toilet fan

The Stereotypical "skibidi toilet fan" refers to a stereotype used to describe a "skibidi toilet fan". it commonly uses the terms such as 0-10 years old,"ipad kid", no brain cells, infant, retarded, non potty trained and toddler. Be advised that this stereotype is not an accurate description of the skibidi toilet fan base and is merely a deranged insult targeted at the aforementioned fan base.
Guy: Look at that toddler

Skibidi toilet hater: he's probably a skibidi toilet fan
by "DEMITRI" September 14, 2023
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The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.
Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself
by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010
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toilet stomp

Forcing the mouth of an oppressed individual onto the ceramic edge of a toilet and stomping directly onto the back of their head. This often breaks the victim's jaw and pushes their teeth into their skull. This is extremely painful and entails a long recovery. The lack of sanitary conditions can lead to immense infections that can last years. This is equivalent to a curb stomp except instead of on a curb, the event is taken place on a toilet. Once a man toilet stomps someone, he may need to flush repeatedly to hide the moans of the victim. That, or he can toilet stomp the victim into unconsciousness.
That fruit tard was dancin' with my mom, so I broke him with a toilet stomp, son!
by K NUTSACK January 21, 2010
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