waffle-housed

Forcibly holding someone down with a tennis racquet in such a manner that the impressions left on their face, back, etc. resembles that of a waffle.

Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.

Karen was waffle-housed after being pinned down by Jen’s tennis racquet.

Karen just got waffle-housed!

by Flagstaff08 October 14, 2008

Hoop Waffle

Talking crap - as in talking out of your hole.

Hoop = ring = hole = ass.
Waffle = rubbish.

Talkin ass-rubbish = hoop waffle

CDB was pretty drunk and stated talking some major hoop waffle.

He started hoop waffling out of him.

by leaners of ballycolon January 23, 2004

ego waffle

It's the fuel for a bro's ego.

I was getting my swell on at the gym when this broad told me I had nice arms. My daily ego waffle.

by dreadman11 June 14, 2011

Orange Waffle

Orange Waffle: a term referring to female genital mutation giving the large and puffy labia with orange hue with cheese-like excretions that sometimes smell like Asian food. This retardation of the vagina leads to continual break-ups and embarrassment for females with this condition. Often found in Asian females, Orange Waffle Syndrome (OWS) sometimes leads to said females acting out wildly.

After finally getting intimate with his new girlfriend Sharon, Barry smelled the lower-body wafting of Kimchi & Soy Sauce and disgustedly ran from the room. Once again Sharon's Orange Waffle Syndrome (OWS) ruined a relationship and in a drunken rage, Sharon streaked through her neighborhood laying on top of cars at times.

by MrChunk June 15, 2012

Waffle Sauce

Maple Syrup

Please pass the waffle sauce.

by ima_hottie February 4, 2010

poop waffle

When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

“Poop waffle”

Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.

by Testicularism November 9, 2019

twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

by TommyG21 April 8, 2010