Guy 1: Man I fucked jessica last night
Guy 2: i havent gotten any action since sean tooke my virginity
Guy 2: i havent gotten any action since sean tooke my virginity
by lilcumstainshawty March 15, 2021
The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
by Mark5991 November 10, 2009
on the month of December, in the day of the Twenty Seventh, you can beat the fuck out of people that are called "Sean", because of how their name is pronounced, fuck you "Sean."
"Whats your name?"
"Shawn."
"How is it spelt?"
"S-E-A-N"
*proceeds to beat the fuck out of his lifeless body*
"its beat the fuck out of sean day, bitch."
"Shawn."
"How is it spelt?"
"S-E-A-N"
*proceeds to beat the fuck out of his lifeless body*
"its beat the fuck out of sean day, bitch."
by A man of the men of men December 26, 2022
by A person at school March 29, 2020
WOOOOOOAAAAAH! BIG UPSET! I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM! I KNEW! Damn! I'm torn. You know how I feel about Izzy.
*Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland*
Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."
Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
by Ryu- August 29, 2020