me: yo korean food owns, rite?
yaku: no
me: don't make me drop kick your ovaries.
yaku: sorry bout that, korean food owns everything!
me: foshizzle.
yaku: no
me: don't make me drop kick your ovaries.
yaku: sorry bout that, korean food owns everything!
me: foshizzle.
by just!n January 06, 2005
“I was late for work, so I had to food bong breakfast”
“Dude my stomach hurts from food bonging those wings”
“I was only gone for two minutes and Seth food bonged my burrito!”
“Dude my stomach hurts from food bonging those wings”
“I was only gone for two minutes and Seth food bonged my burrito!”
by Adam Sch February 01, 2008
Disgusting, heavy loaded in calories and fat and unknown crap, fast food is convienient and easy to get if you don't have time to get a decent meal. Fast food is also cheap and usually you can buy lunch for less than five bucks. In the end, however, you would be paying hundreds of dollars to get rid of all that fat.
Innocent child: Mmmm burgers! Yum! Hey mom look at this cool toy they gave in my Happy Meal. Let's indulge ourselves in a Happy Meal every two weeks!
Some 30 years later--
same person:"Oh no! Going to the gym is getting expensive..wish I never ate all those Happy Meals when I was a kid..hell, I paid 3 bucks every time for a Crappy meal to go inside me. damn fast food!"
(looks at their flabby but not` fab. body)
some passerby: yeah well you know what they say, what goes around comes back around!
Some 30 years later--
same person:"Oh no! Going to the gym is getting expensive..wish I never ate all those Happy Meals when I was a kid..hell, I paid 3 bucks every time for a Crappy meal to go inside me. damn fast food!"
(looks at their flabby but not` fab. body)
some passerby: yeah well you know what they say, what goes around comes back around!
by Just another..teenager September 06, 2008
The most awesome food in all of existance. Comes from India, which is awesomeness compacted into a country. Food there is made with innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. Secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.
Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.
Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.
> Chuck Norris learnt how to Roundhouse kick only after eating Indian food.
> Barrack Obama powered his campaign with Indian food.
> Jesus Christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.
> Barrack Obama powered his campaign with Indian food.
> Jesus Christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.
by The Thing That Shouldn't Be March 15, 2009
by Quizznotik May 25, 2006
A person who constantly asks for food and "bites" due to the persons lack of money and malnutrition. This person also does not eat a lot at home, because her parents are poor which results into her family having an empty fridge... This person also spars with her boyfriend and ultimately loses.
Rhea: Can I have a bite of your breakfast bagel?
Everyone: Fuck no you Food Monger! Go spar your boyfriend!
Everyone: Fuck no you Food Monger! Go spar your boyfriend!
by Jaymond Company June 03, 2008
by Frozty April 24, 2010