Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens

He is a worthless third string punter

by Shitass69420 May 25, 2019

June third

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down a flight of stairs whether it's kid toy stairs or a real life building type of stairs. A real good experience and bonding time for the both of you, very romantic in the feefeelandian language <33

Mecha, sweating: Please get away-
Friend: I t i s June third m e c h a y o u c a n ' t e s c a p e
Mecha: *sobs*

by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020

third world hot

When you're just reasonably attractive in a first-world country, but panties drop when you land in a third-world country.

John Kim is fairly good looking in the States, however, he's third world hot when he's in Brazil.

by identikit June 17, 2016

sesqui-third-cousin

Sesqui-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and three great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesqui-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021

third knuckle

When one inserts his fingers in girls anus, stimulating her with each knuckle that penetrates her.

While I was hitting it from the back, I tried the third knuckle to see if she was wit it. And dat bitch came hella hard. It was like Nigeria fall on my balls.

by freechinballs September 30, 2017

Third Grade

The grade where school foes from fun to hell. Being one of two "upper grades" of elementary school along with fourth grade, teachers become more strict to their students.

Dad: How was Third Grade
Me: It was boring as fuck

by Tyler2003 September 28, 2020