Yunnan noodle

A kind of Chinese food which contains white noodles made from fine rice and various natrual ingredients, such as mushrooms, bean sprouts and chili sauce. They may vary according to region.
Because of its diversity in ingredients, it can also be used to describe anything that has a lot of different kinds of things in a small area, such as a meme sharing website.

Weird? Sports? Internet? Cartoons? Vine is such a bowl of Yunnan noodles!

by A dying goat December 8, 2017

Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans

Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?

by wonfuji March 8, 2014

noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex

"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"

by PhilYoon November 3, 2011

Noodle ho.

A female/male person who you talk to only for the sake of noods without any desire for personal contact

Ian wants to get these nudes from Clarice but thinks her face is ugly, so he refers to her as a noodle ho.

by ianlikesbigballs June 6, 2018

The ultamite noodle

The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft

Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle

Person2: no ,just no

by The ultamite noodle May 2, 2019

prairie noodling

The act of noodlinginside a person’s (preferably a young girl of slight stature)rectum whilst they are prairie dogging

Grandson:Hey grandpa, want to go prairie noodling?

Grandpa:I can’t since your mother has grown up and filed a lawsuit against your father and I for doing it to the dog

by Carl Chesterton the III September 4, 2018