by J Ramz and Fresh Air December 9, 2008

Much like an office ghost a school ghost is a rarely visible entity that seldom appears at their listed school or institute of higher learning.
School Ghosts typically appear only by force, either when (depending on the level of school, ie; college, high school etc) they are either a: caught and fined for truancy and forced to and attend class for a few weeks to please the courts.
Or b; periodically go on 2 to 4 week "benders" and are spazzed out of their minds on booze and drugs until they remember that they have class and pop in for a session or two. Just enough to flunk a test or midterm and copy someone Else's lecture notes.
"School Ghosts" normally are borne of those who become tired of actually getting up in the morning to attend classes, homework, studying or exams. These entities names are typically called on role or roster every class session but are rarely accounted for. SG's often appear in the back row, with dark sweats or flat out pajamas no supplies and fall asleep half way through and aren't seen after that.
School Ghosts typically appear only by force, either when (depending on the level of school, ie; college, high school etc) they are either a: caught and fined for truancy and forced to and attend class for a few weeks to please the courts.
Or b; periodically go on 2 to 4 week "benders" and are spazzed out of their minds on booze and drugs until they remember that they have class and pop in for a session or two. Just enough to flunk a test or midterm and copy someone Else's lecture notes.
"School Ghosts" normally are borne of those who become tired of actually getting up in the morning to attend classes, homework, studying or exams. These entities names are typically called on role or roster every class session but are rarely accounted for. SG's often appear in the back row, with dark sweats or flat out pajamas no supplies and fall asleep half way through and aren't seen after that.
Everyone thinks im a total school ghost just because I've missed 16 or the 21 classes...pftt..what do they know?
by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008

by matemoscas May 27, 2016

When a man walks up to a wall urinal immediately after someone has used it and is struck by the odor of the previous users urine.
by Frank Leonardo February 1, 2007

when an asshole pings everyone then deletes it afterwards to confuse people and to get their attention
by seelz June 18, 2020

I can tell how tan I got this summer by looking at my watch-ghost.
You can tell he's been wearing his watch outside because he has a watch-ghost.
You can tell he's been wearing his watch outside because he has a watch-ghost.
by Liz MacRae September 3, 2005

noun: a toilet ghost is a whispy piece of tissue which fails to flush away first time. Post-flush inspection reveals the said ghost caught in the eddy of water. Not to be confused with a toilet demon
by shez1 November 23, 2007
