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hoosier steamer

When somebody takes a huge, steamy corn-filled shit on their sexual partners chest. Often occurs when trying to perform a Cleveland Steamer, but, surprise, somebody had corn the day before.
Woooo-weeee! I don’t remember eating that much corn for that might fine Hoosier Steamer.

Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.
by Hotlunchable August 25, 2018
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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti November 13, 2023
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Tortilla steamer

While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina
Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer
by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024
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Grover Cleveland Steamer

When 2 guys DP a trash barrel whore and after pulling out scat on her chest.
Laura wanted it so bad after that non-profit event that Frank and Mike gave her a Grover Cleveland Steamer she'll never forget.
by soyparty August 29, 2014
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iceland steamer

Similar to an upper decker, an Icelad Steamer refers to the act of shitting in the recipient’s freezer, leaving a frozen turd to be discovered long after you depart the premises.

Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.

Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.
My boss’s dissed my wifes body, so I waited until the kitchen cleared , and left that wretch an Iceland Steamer, for dessert.
by anonymous February 8, 2025
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Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.
1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.
by adamfaulk November 28, 2017
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Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
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