pink sausage

A perverse sexual practice.
Before sex, cook up some bacn. Tie a string around this bacon, and get your lady to eat said bacon, leaving the string hanging from her mouth. Proceed with anal intercourse. As you reach climax, pull the string, pulling the bacon from your lady's throat. Her anal uscles will tighten immeasurably. Tehn pull out- her rectum will invert as you pull out, leaving a "pink sausage" hanging out of her arse.

I gave Ana a pink sausage last night- she had to go to the hospital.

by scotsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009

sausage jockey

A Passive homosexual who practices anal sex.

Brighton is full of Sausage-Jockeys

by Linael November 19, 2003

Sausage party

1 an orgy
Or
2 a shitty Seth rogen movie

I did a sausage Party watching sausage party in the theater last night.

by Imthepugster. August 8, 2016

sausage monkey

A Girl , normally short in stature that has a keen regard for penis, and the sexual energy and morality of a Bonobo chimp .

The date went well, she turned out to be a sausage monkey .

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

sausage slam

sex using processed meat products.

Late at night, Beverly loved a sausage slam with Jimmy Dean.

by pappapitt December 10, 2006

Sausage Hamster

Another term for "ferret"; see ferret

Sausage hamsters make great pets.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

Trick Sausage

A woman or man who usually works in a promiscuous manner when it comes to sex. The term is usually used as a negative input, and has two meanings in context of gender.

The contexts are:
Male: Thought to be gay, and enjoys gay sex.
Female: Thought to be a whore.

Male: "Shut up, trick sausage! I bet you suck and fuck guys all the time!"
Female:"Watch out for her.. she's a trick sausage. Kinda like throwing a penny into the Grand Canyon, if you get what I mean"

by MNMoore December 23, 2006