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Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.
Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.
by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010
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Porn whacker

Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon
That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!
by BigAssscholar March 8, 2019
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minecraft porn

I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting
Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?

Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting
by kevin7002 February 27, 2017
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porn dozer

A word/words I made up to describe someone that jacks off to porn then sleeps it off
I'm a major porn dozer after I jack it
by Colesludge September 22, 2017
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Jewish Porn

The act of a jewish couple complimenting the amout of money one has.
My husband and I had jewish porn last night. I found out he has $1,000,000 in his bank account!
by The South Ass February 15, 2017
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Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'
by lilmissmush February 6, 2010
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minion porn

minion porn
the best thing to masturbate to
u can even cum to it very easily
minion porn is very hot
someone:yo im horny
minion porn:hi
someone: aUAAHUAAGUUGAHAUGAUGAGUAUGAUGAUAUGAHUASHGDUIUGIDIHMOCIDSJ SRTOOTOTOPTPOI IMM CUMMMINH SO HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
minion porn:ik im hot
by minionpornlover6969 April 14, 2021
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