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Moon Bagging

Moon Bagging is when a wine-o removes the bag from boxed wine and drinks straight from the tap of the bag.
"WOW, Jane really loves Moon Bagging. She went through an entire one last night before she hit the floor".

"Let us just go ahead and moon bag that box of wine".
by COMTEE April 17, 2019
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mr moon

he is a almighty god who watches over people and punishs when being bad.
“i hate the moon so much the moonlight stops me from going to sleep
mr moon,”SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
by fjnbjksdjnlkndti December 8, 2019
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beta moon

A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.

This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.

Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"

"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019
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Russell Moon

Has the smallest penis in the world and looks just like his sister
Russell Moon gets your pregnant cause he cant find a condom small enough.
by spiritanimal360 April 23, 2019
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Curry Moon

Curry Moon meaning a fat Indian kid named Varun that has zero IQ and talks about one teacher that he thinks is so hot so he blushed in math class, very annoying and is also a big tattle tale.
He says"EEYYYY SOP IT" or "SOP IT OR ILL TELL MISS(meaning the teacher)"
Me" HEY CURRY MOON"
Curry Moon"SOP IT MISS (MY NAME) IS CALLING ME A CURRY MOON"
Teacher" laughs"
by Psyduckium May 29, 2019
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Dudley Moon

A saucy professor who indulges in the company of cats and the delight of upside-down pineapple cakes. Typically, Dudley Moons are fluent in Japanese. It's possible they take courses on the language in order to enjoy cinematic wonders known as "Hentai."
I went to bio lecture and Dudley Moon walked in. I wish he'd use that cat tie he's wearing to tie me up and eat upside-down pineapple cake off of me.
by Yalocaldrugdealer May 22, 2018
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Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.
Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.
by Blades-runner December 30, 2017
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