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Car Douche

The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.
"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.
by BustaNutt May 6, 2011
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creamy douche

A guy who is such a big douche that douche alone does not suffice... He is a used douche bag, a creamy douche.
That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.
by goatballs December 26, 2013
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douche bastard

It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.
That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard
by giant in Korea May 9, 2011
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Inter-douching

1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.

noun: Interdouche
Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."

Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"

ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"

Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"
by tbone33126 May 27, 2010
mugGet the Inter-douchingmug.

Douche Container

a vessel in which you store you douche contents
Example: yo that person is such a Douche Container
example 2: your moms vagina
by Yelsew T-Wreckya March 3, 2010
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douche-erella

a pansy ass guy who is a prick, and yet a metro-sexual/ pretty-boy ie. a princess prick/ douche bag
that pretty-boy aka douche-erella over there was a prick, he just smashed my shady hoodie and yet he's wearing a fkn murse.... what a faggot. he thinks he's better than me cause he's got a purse which he claims is a man-bag.... more like a fag-bag purse.
by Marlee Bobb January 23, 2009
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Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader
"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"
by J-Russ February 11, 2009
mugGet the Top Douchemug.

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