Gaben's son, overlord (not god) of the PC master race, played games at 8k resolution before the monitors existed and benchmarked a PC for a whole year
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by jesse April 06, 2003
fingering a girl with your index and middle fingers, the fingers used on a tech deck, covered in hot cheetos crums.
by Pickels bff September 26, 2011
A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.
Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.
Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."
person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."
person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"
by Rustonite July 15, 2009
When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.
Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"
"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."
Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"
Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"
Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?
Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.
The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.
Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!
Mike:
NP
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"
"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."
Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"
Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"
Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?
Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.
The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.
Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!
Mike:
NP
by K-Dog09 July 29, 2009
A school with lonely, pathetic, troubled losers. The population majority in the school is Jewish, and they are all crazy, stupid, or brainwashed (See Definiton #3). Second comes the depressed nerdy poseur-goths who seem to fit in quite well. If your not Jewish, or a poseur-goth, this is NOT the school for you.
Dude...I have no life, I scare away the opposite sex, and I have no friends....I think I'll go to High Tech High.
by N/A April 18, 2005
One of the premier schools in Texas, and part of the Big 12. Well-known for its academics and athletics team. Texas Tech is located outside of Lubbock, Texas, farther north then the other major Texas universities. Also well known for attempting to join the Texas A&M-UT rivalry and claiming dominance in sports, athletics and general attractiveness of the student population, while truly possessing second-rate academics and an extremely glorified football team. While still a good school, Tech is mostly populated by students who failed to get into A&M or UT and still seek to attend a Texas school.
University of Texas Graduate: I managed to get 5 job offers from major companies!
Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit
Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit
by TheBigF89 October 15, 2010