Crazy tax

When your girl is crazy and you have to drop money on bullshit that’s not needed.

You got 1 page of a book wet she just got, so now it’s obviously ruined, so you need to buy a new 50$ cook book. That is a crazy tax.

by HahaLOLgeez May 25, 2020

Tax

something that everybody dreads that comes around every April

“HONEY, it’s April again, did you give the tax money to the extortionists—- I mean the IRS?

by thasilverline0001 July 27, 2020

taxes

fuck you

daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*

by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 15, 2020

Fat Tax Evasion man

Another name for opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, famous for his tax evasion and obesity.

Heyyy! Did you see that video of the singer guy doing the High Cs??

Oh yeah, fat tax evasion man of course.

by CornwallTCollingsly September 23, 2020

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017

taste tax

when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food

Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax

by crazyqest November 20, 2017

Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017